"Shut up, Dan!" -Shirley "Sky" Eson

"Hi Mom!" -Both Deron "Malibu" McBee and Shelly "Siren" Beattie, at different times though

"There's gonna be a rumble in the jungle!" -Shelly "Siren" Beattie

"I don't like to get up too high, so she's comin' down early." -Shelly "Siren" Beattie

"Come on big girl, let's see some moves!" -Shirley "Sky" Eson

"Show off." -L. Red "Sabre" Williams

"Her arms are as long as my body!" -Contender April Wheat referring to Sky

"It's all in the reach." -Shirley "Sky" Eson responding to Wheat

"You can't beat a gladiator!" -Victoria "Jazz" Gay

"From you, Zonk!" -Marisa "Lace" Pare responding to Larry Csonka when he asked where she learned a new takedown move

"I love this woman." -Dan "Nitro" Clark

"I eat more red meat in a week than these contenders weigh!" -Steve "Tower" Henneberry

"For the gladiators, our lord of the rings, the ring king, Turbo." -Mike Adamle

"Shut 'em out. All day long." -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"Every year from coast to coast, we have thousands of people tryout to be contenders on this show. Thousands. You know it, I know it. From those thousands, they take the best 60, or 50 or 60 and from those best 50 or 60 they narrow it down to the 30 that come on the show. Every year, the best of the best get better, and now it's the semifinal time. We're tired, we're beat up. It's not four men and four women, but hey, it's time for us to go out there and get busy, to show what we're made of. For real. To go out here and make our families proud of us, and to do all that we're supposed to do to make everybody who watches the show know that we're the greatest things since water. So let's go out here and get busy and let's break these fools off. Peace." -L. Red "Sabre" Williams

"...then it's Sabre puttin' the hammer down!" -Mike Adamle

"Can Hawk back up his squawk? We're about to find out. Our next event, Tug-o-War." -Mike Adamle

"Well, I'm in the zone and I'm the go-to guy and the go-to guy can do whatever he wants. Yeah!" -Lee "Hawk" Reherman

"...and it's awfully tough to get those legs moving." -Mike Adamle
"Oh, just tryin' to keep the clothes on at the same time!" -Tracy Phillips
"They're grabbin' at everything, huh?" -Mike Adamle

"Yeah, we are too though." -Tracy Phillips

"It's like a shopping spree, free balls, free balls... really?!?!? Hi mom!" -Troy Jackson after Swingshot

"You can do anything you wanna do, you can be anything you wanna be, if you want it bad enough, and you are willing to make the sacrifices, you can do it, so don't give up." Peggy Odita

"...but today, not only do I have to pull a rabbit out the hat, but one of those texas jackrabbits out the hat!" -Joseph "Jo Jo" Edwards

"Just the way glad fans like it, hot and heavy!" -Michael "Gemini" Horton

"I don't have to adjust my lifestyle much -- much -- to be Superman." -Dean Cain

"The fun and games are over, you are coming down!" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson bashing Spencer Street

"You want some, get some!" -Spencer Street responding to Turbo

"You can give contenders a 40 second head start and Elektra still might win." -Mike Adamle

"Noooo! Not in time!" -Larry Thompson

"Rockin' rocko Rico!" -Larry Csonka

"The Samuel Goldwyn Company Presents: American Gladiators! Selected from a nationwide search, 20 men and women have come to Hollywood to challenge our force of American Gladiators, for a single honor, to become American Gladiators champions...... now here are your American Gladiators, Gemini, Lace, Nitro, Gold, Laser, Blaze, Thunder, Ice, Turbo, & Diamond...... The host for American Gladiators, Mike Adamle and his co-host Larry Csonka!" -John Harlan, AG Announcer

"Welcome to our arena and this round of the American Gladiators, the semi-finals are underway. Hi again everyone, I'm Mike Adamle along with one of the great names in pro football, #39 from the Miami Dolphins, Mr. Larry Csonka!" -Mike Adamle

"Lincoln, you've taking a beating and are still competing!" -Mike Adamle talking to Lincoln Simonds

"You're licking your wounds and Nitro & Laser are over there licking their chops, their ready for ya!" -Mike Adamle talking to Lincoln Simonds

"This is the tower of power, contenders, you better be ready for powerball, because you know I am! Take a look at those guns!" -Steve "Tower" Henneberry

"Well, gladiators stay hungry, contenders stay healthy, let the games begin!" -Mike Adamle

"Here we go, down they come." -Lynn "Sabre" Williams on Hang Tough

"Army, Air Force, Navy and Marine, Laser's back and he's one bad machine." -Jim "Laser" Starr

"That was good, I like that, Devour-Ball!" -Lynn "Sabre" Williams

"Donde esta' Malibu?" -Season One AG Crowd

"One goes on, one goes home. That's the proposition as we await the gladiator final." -Mike Adamle

"Coming up next, It's me the Hawkster in Joust, grrr!" -Lee "Hawk" Reherman

"Ice, Ice, Baby!" -Mike Adamle

"Hey, I met your friend back there...you know the '64 Buick?" -Lee "Hawk" Reherman

"...Maple Syruple..." -Mike Adamle

"I should have been an accountant" -Lee "Hawk" Reherman

"Diamond is in the rough tonight." -Erika "Diamond" Andersch

"See that bandana...I am pulling it off..." -Michael "Gemini" Horton
"And he wants it too..." -Mark Anthony, Season Three Prelims

"I WILL KILL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES!!!" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"This match is totally unsanctioned" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"HELLO!!!" -Lee "Hawk" Reherman after being hit in the groin

"I'm just checking for missing body parts" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"Oh, yeah, I need a helmet!" -Shelly "Siren" Beattie

"It is, ah...part of the engine of the car, and...ah..." -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson explaining his name

"Gee Mike I love my new toy" -Larry Csonka after getting the Zonk-a-Strator

"Come here baby, come to Mommy!!!" -Shirley "Sky" Eson

"Those...little people...they're good!!!" -Salina "Elektra" Bartunek

"One mountain, Two mountain, three mountain four..." -Jim "Laser" Starr

"The six million dollar Turbo" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"I am old enough to be your father if I had you when I was 18" -Mike Adamle

"HE IS GOING DOWN!!!!!" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"You see, this is a disadvantage...he just doesn't know it...I am still going to get him though!!! Ha, Ha, Ha!" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"Turbo man...look at that man, with scratches all over his face and the look of the devil in his eyes. Who would want to go against this guy?" -Dan "Nitro" Clark

"Don't fire your balls at me after your dead!!!" -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"Rage in the Cage!!!" -Michael "Gemini" Horton

"Yeah, it was a butt save..." -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson

"Gladiators bend, but they never break." -Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson